boss ass bitch

Literally hate my fucking life! !! Why can’t I just be someone else? ;-(

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via asvprock)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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